Me: God I'm too young to do this. I mean common Jesus didn't start his ministry till he was 30 and He's your Son. I should be following Him right? So I need at least 12 more years to get some life experience.
God: w/e I called Jeremiah when he was 16. I called Samuel when he was a kid. No excuse.
Me: *thinking inside my head* Ok I can still go back to high school and forget any of this ever happened. I need to get better grades for university anyways....
God: Sure go back to high school. Remember what happened to Jonah? I'll just send a land whale to eat you up as your studying . You can't run away.
Me: Father, my parents they didn't know what they were doing when they named me. They're just over religious or something... definitely had too high expectations on me. You can't take what they do seriously. AND on top of that evangelism was one of the LOWEST scorings on my spiritual gifts test. The test doesn't lie!
God: Your parents didn't name you. I did. Who's the one who made you? Who is all sovereign? Your going to let a bunch of questions tell you who you are instead of ME the Creator of all things?
Me: OK FINE but you know. I don't think I have the proper skills to do this. I'm definitely not strong enough, I'm scared of people, there's a huge list...
God: Moses, He kept complaining about not being able to speak. Finally I let him have his way. Aaron spoke for him.
Me: *in head* Ok definitely don't want to have to face further consequences, shouldn't argue.... I should just do this. Its not like I can escape God T_T"
God: See was that so hard? Aren't you glad I blessed you with the gift of the bible so you can learn from the mistakes of your past brothers.
Me: Ok thank- you God.
